Ungly Shoe Fad

In Korea these days there is this sandal trend among women that I find terribly ugly. I'm sure it is not just a Korean phenomenon. The shoes have these Grecian style straps that go up the foot and ankle. Here are some examples:

Images from G-Market.

Here is a tip to all women. These sandals are UGLY and make you feet look ungly too. Many men like women's feet. They are like breasts and hips. We like them. We like their curves. When you don your feet in these otrocious sandals you make your shapely ankles look like the hoofs of butch Roman soldiers. They change pretty ankles into unshapely cankles. If you want to cover your ankles, get some boots. Proper boots. And leave these ugly sandals to the gladiators.